PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cart